Tag: Crystal Meth Cowboys

Fried Chicken Grease Part 3

And just when you thought it was gonna be hard to top butt fuccin in San Francisco..

And as if a sequel to a totally unrelated album wasn’t gross enough I have a great idea.. this time next we’re gonna do a part 3 ..

An album that the Crystal Meth Cowboys consider their most proud moment has actually arrived.. Go stream it on Spotify- I promise it will screw the metaverse all the way up!

What kinda genre is this ? I mean it sounds like rap music akin to Run DMC then goes into a country rift where the big oil companies are supporting the whole republican agenda..

Buzz my Cock off .. is this about manscapes or a back alley sex change? Although, It does have a good rhythm and some chorus that I caught myself singing in the shower to.

If you want different this band is your choice..

They can make you laugh cry and get the job done whether your hammering nails or nailing someone’s ol lady.

And hey they are still the homies-

Go give it a spin for them even if you can’t stand it for me..

Pancho.

Crystal Meth Cowboys

With song titles like “Butt Fuckin in San Franscisco” and “Dumpster Babies” can these guy be for real? The worst part about it is it’s actually a pretty catchy tune. I spent the afternoon at work streaming the sounds of the Crystal Meth Cowboys and I’m going to spend the rest of the night with these lyrics in my head…

“Butt Fuckin’ in San Francisco, Takin’ dick from a guy named Cisco.”

If you don’t feel like Fuckin working today, here’s your chance to shine.. play the Crystal Meth Cowboys on the intercom. Turn it up loud.

These Riot- Folk Rockers out of Kaufman County, Texas may just make your day… or steal your shit.

Pancho.