I didn’t hear it from the internet.
Didn’t read it in some think-piece or see it trend with a damn hashtag.
I heard it.
The way rumors get heard — sideways, through a jukebox hum and half a sentence somebody didn’t mean to say out loud.
Somebody slid a phone across the bar like it was contraband.
Didn’t say nothin’.
Just let the words sit there.
Bio reads: “never coming back…”
Now that’s the kind of line that don’t ask permission.
That’s a line that walks in, orders whiskey, and stares at the wall like it knows somethin’ the rest of us don’t.
So I laugh it off at first.
Because Flatland does this.
They’ve always done this.
They don’t announce — they haunt.
But then somebody plays me a snippet.
Just a sliver of a song, not even a full verse.
And damn if it don’t circle the same drain.
Leaving.
Finality.
That quiet kind of goodbye that don’t slam doors — it just never turns the porch light back on.
Now here’s where the bar gets quiet.
Because when Cleto Cordero writes about not coming back, folks start wondering if he’s writing songs or writing receipts.
And when your life’s been shared with Kaitlin Butts, a hell of a writer in her own right, people get real curious real fast.
I don’t know anything.
None of us do.
That’s the truth.
But here’s what I do know —
Cleto’s always written like he’s bleeding, even when the wound’s already scarred over.
And Flatland’s never needed real heartbreak to make you feel one.
So I sit there, staring into my drink, wondering which hurt this is.
Is this life cracking open?
Or is this just another Flatland trick — letting silence do the talking until the song shows up to finish the sentence?
Because “never coming back” can mean a lot of things.
A town.
A version of yourself.
A season that don’t exist anymore.
And Flatland’s been real good at writing about all three.
So I tell the boys at the bar what I really think, even if it ain’t as dramatic as the rumor mill wants it to be:
If something was broken, we’d hear it in full, not in fragments.
And if something’s coming, Flatland’s exactly the kind of band that’d light the fuse and walk away smiling.
Either way —
If a song’s on the way, it’s gonna hurt real pretty.
And if it ain’t?
Then we’ll shut up, drink up, and mind our business like grown men ought to.
But until then…
I’m keepin’ one eye on that bio
and one ear on the jukebox.
Because when Flatland says “never coming back,”
they usually mean
something’s about to arrive.
— Pancho’s Picks
Ridin’ with rumors, duckin’ conclusions,
and trustin’ the song to tell the truth when it’s ready.